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Basic Food To Make for Your Bachelor Finale Party

Boring and delicious, just like Nick Viall.


Nick Viall, this season’s bachelor, is a hot person with a bland personality. If you watch The Bachelor, there’s a strong likelihood that you are too. That’s okay. In honor of you, we’ve compiled these foods that basic people like. Make them for your finale watch party. Actually, they’re all delicious and not bland at all!

Spiced Beet Yogurt

A dish that comes together quickly yet delivers on flavor.

Robert Santibanez’s Classic Guacamole

Perfectly textured: more salad-y than gloopy.

Blistered Shishito Peppers with Sea Salt

As addictive and easy to eat as a bag of potato chips.

Milk Bar Ranch Dip

Ranch is good on everything.


Ease is not the seat of elotes’ power, flavor is.

Vegan Spinach-Artichoke Dip

A vegan version of a classic Super Bowl dip.

Buffalo Chicken Dip

Going guilt-free never tasted so good.

Basic Poached Chicken

As customizable as it is simple.

Roast Chicken

As elegant as it is easy.

Chicken Piccata

Bland breasts get dressed up with a bright pan sauce.

Barbecue Chicken Pizza

A recipe for the Southern California creation courtesy of Wolfgang Puck, in whose kitchen this legendary pizza was born.

Ramen Carbonara

A little bit wrong, a whole lotta right.

Mall Chicken

A mash-up of all your food-court chickens.

Confetti Cookies

The rockstar combination of snickerdoodle technique and funfetti flavors

Donna Martin’s Red Velvet Cake

Old-school cake with a frosting that will ruin all other frostings for you.

Green Tea Almond-Raspberry Rainbow Bars

Inspired by the classic Italian rainbow cookies, but instead of green food coloring, the green layer comes from matcha powder.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Babka

This is not a True Babka. But I promise that it's delicious, and fun.

Pretzel Ice Cream Pie

For the salty and sweet devotee.

Tommy’s Margarita

A modern margarita variation that substitutes agave nectar for triple sec.