Nick Viall, this season’s bachelor, is a hot person with a bland personality. If you watch The Bachelor, there’s a strong likelihood that you are too. That’s okay. In honor of you, we’ve compiled these foods that basic people like. Make them for your finale watch party. Actually, they’re all delicious and not bland at all!
A dish that comes together quickly yet delivers on flavor.
Perfectly textured: more salad-y than gloopy.
As addictive and easy to eat as a bag of potato chips.
Ranch is good on everything.
Ease is not the seat of elotes’ power, flavor is.
A vegan version of a classic Super Bowl dip.
Going guilt-free never tasted so good.
As customizable as it is simple.
As elegant as it is easy.
Bland breasts get dressed up with a bright pan sauce.
A recipe for the Southern California creation courtesy of Wolfgang Puck, in whose kitchen this legendary pizza was born.
A little bit wrong, a whole lotta right.
A mash-up of all your food-court chickens.
A classic "recipe."
Old-school cake with a frosting that will ruin all other frostings for you.
Inspired by the classic Italian rainbow cookies, but instead of green food coloring, the green layer comes from matcha powder.
This is not a True Babka. But I promise that it's delicious, and fun.
For the salty and sweet devotee.
A modern margarita variation that substitutes agave nectar for triple sec.